LYRICS & POETRY

Handsome

Inside im beautiful, outside im ugly,

charming to women for one reason, im funny/

i win'em with witty and intellectual banter,

they giggle and snicker i give'em puddles of laughter/

oodles of joy, oh boy it's so delicious,

im the combonation of gay friend and merry christmas/

i do dishes, no really i wash plates,

"come with me to planet hair", man that sounds great/

wait, let me hold your purse like an OG,

when we get home you can put make on ME!/

tevo O.C. and give me the brush,

imma wallow in your folicals and develop a crush/

maybe she's born with it? maybe jamie but wait,

give it an itty bitty and we'll see if shes fake/

that's when the doorbell does the ding dong dance,

handsome buffman asking for last chance/

the sneaky little devil shot a glance at me,

sitting indian position and sipping an ice tea/

"this guys ugly and his legs are skinny..,

and when the light hits his chest you can see his man titties"/

hey dont forget dummie that my weenie is small,

but i think it's big enough for me to pee on your car/

and arent you the dude from that blue duplex?

"yeah punk" well you might get a POO POO PACKAAAAGE!!/

you need to quit acting buff,

i know you really wanna come and show me your tough/

that stuff doesnt work on dudes like us,

we press charges, and you leave in handcuffs/

that sucks, your brain just isnt big enough,

im a professional rapper, you're not, that's rough/

i hate to cut it short mr. hard body,

but we're about to start our 5 o'clock polodies

---lyrics by Nomadic of Neighborhood Watch